The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arkayn Stretenby with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 37.914 billion Arkaynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Valley. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arkaynian economy, worth an astonishing 15,206 trillion belzedars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 401,071 belzedars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Arkayn Stretenby's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodist.

Arkayn Stretenby is ranked 276,126^th in the world and 2^nd in Macfora Forever for Fattest Citizens, with 1.7 Obesity Rate.