The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arkayn Stretenby with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.86 billion Arkaynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Valley. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arkaynian economy, worth an astonishing 11,425 trillion belzedars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,238 belzedars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Arkaynians, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown. Arkayn Stretenby's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodist.

Arkayn Stretenby is ranked 170,037^th in the world and 3^rd in Macfora Forever for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -39.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.