The Dominion of Arkayn Stretenby is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arkayn Stretenby with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 34.764 billion Arkaynians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Valley. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arkaynian economy, worth an astonishing 13,667 trillion belzedars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 393,153 belzedars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime is totally unknown. Arkayn Stretenby's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Methodist.

Arkayn Stretenby is ranked 1,060^th in the world and 2^nd in Macfora Forever for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,911.87 Tourists Per Hour.