The Consitutional Diarchy of Argorinthia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Elodie de Devereaux-Avignon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.21 billion Argorinthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Charity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Argorinthian economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion Drachmeis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,353 Drachmeis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, Queen Elodie de Devereaux-Avignon's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argorinthia's national animal is the Dire wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Argorinthian Reformed Protestantism.

Argorinthia is ranked 1,389^th in the world and 3^rd in Taijitu for Highest Poor Incomes, with 203,041.84 Standard Monetary Units.