The Consitutional Diarchy of Argorinthia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Elodie de Devereaux-Avignon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.196 billion Argorinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Charity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Argorinthian economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion Drachmeis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,955 Drachmeis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argorinthia's national animal is the Dire wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Argorinthian Reformed Protestantism.

Argorinthia is ranked 232,056^th in the world and 31^st in Taijitu for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -13.49 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.