Most World Assembly Endorsements: 649thMost Influential: 1,025thLowest Crime Rates: 1,498th
The Eternal Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Offer Your Hearts
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.773 billion

LeaderEren Yeager


The Eternal Empire of Ardretia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Eren Yeager with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.773 billion Ardretians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eldia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardretian economy, worth 285 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,041 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Ardretian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardretia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yeagerism.

Ardretia is ranked 210,402nd in the world and 7,935th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.15 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 649thMost Influential: 1,025thLowest Crime Rates: 1,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,770thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,611thMost Developed: 2,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,655thLargest Governments: 3,769thHealthiest Citizens: 4,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,460thSmartest Citizens: 4,648thMost Authoritarian: 4,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,141stBest Weather: 6,189thMost Pacifist: 7,214thSafest: 7,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,338thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,642ndMost Cultured: 10,715thMost Secular: 10,826thMost Inclusive: 10,926thHighest Average Incomes: 12,011thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,960thMost Conservative: 14,027thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,556thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,528thMost Extreme: 19,706th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 171st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 190th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 223rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 257th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 264th in the regionMost Extreme: 287th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 369th in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionMost Pacifist: 426th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 435th in the regionSafest: 447th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 447th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 543rd in the regionMost Cultured: 545th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 578th in the regionMost Income Equality: 598th in the regionMost Conservative: 661st in the regionMost Inclusive: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 870th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 878th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 886th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardretia was endorsed by The Citizen Republic of Gawdzendia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Ardretian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, the GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardretia, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 246 » Shibutani, Daiz, Hamerica, Kragsgale, Newpromisedland, Guer Aike, Highton Islands, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Territorio di Nessuno, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Amerian States, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lux Conos, Zzozona, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Xagill, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Dreadton, Wineclaw, Sundred, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Empy, The Calabash Protectorate, Dabarastan, Sikol, Simone Republic, Notyoutopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Prydania, Solskjar, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, and 196 others.Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Moubarakistan, Zokk, Clan Spaniel, Napnomadia, Godwanna, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ravendi, Votak Matim, Libertania Democratica, Maott, Sunto, Heilhum Imperius, Selfgradatude, Orado, Vincone Cae, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, McMasterdonia, Harjad, Eywaan, Havonosa, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Visse, Chukstik Illahi, East Supple Lund, Ver Testua, Multius, Cretox State, Morover, Unsophisticate, Karakalpak Republic, Dakota Territories, Orogonia, Dangine, PotatoFarmers, Termathe, Advancia-Sizzletown, Necromonia, Holy Oranz, Loutsland, TLTland, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Valentine Z, Yalkan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Arimbia, Old Emporia, The Austro Germanic Union, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Republica Guilleana, Wilkshire, Zeternia, Madjack, Viridiann, Joodey, The Endless Eventide, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, East Akra, Former English Colony, Pytong, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Batatoland Empire, Ozstan, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Venicea, Trooporia, Vivanco, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Ellbonnia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sevinland, Free Atlantis, Khoik, Kristalmaan, The Serdey Islands, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Barabolia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Obelias, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Climeria, Hewani, Arson pog, Gendirt, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, RetroBeaners, Xentherida, The Republic of Free Peoples, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Muqatil, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Glurponia, Colfes, Volstokn, Vesteysia, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Pleroma Sans Romans, Alorca, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Zemnaya Svoboda, Gondwanaia, Tyirza, Iberia y las Colonias, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Svenskan, Travislavania, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Shahrukh, Tringapore, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Allevania, Tsandonown, Kinitopia, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Britle, Ootasa, Libvillia, Imperial Sers, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Intion North, Gafflebag, Card Kingdom, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Apollo Park, Mazdia, Sopernia, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Erowo, United Capitalist Provinces, Sahriastan, Lionia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, Tepe, and Gawdzendia.

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