Most Primitive: 609thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,160thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,513th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Copycat
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun

Population436 million

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Dominion of Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 436 million Ardonii But Fun Fun Funians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ardonii But Fun Fun Funian economy, worth 27.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,636 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun is ranked 55,720th in the world and 32nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,376.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 609thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,160thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,513thMost Avoided: 8,223rdMost Secular: 8,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,812thMost Conservative: 12,619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,218thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,893rdMost Authoritarian: 14,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,949thLargest Mining Sector: 21,597thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,926th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Ardonii But Fun Fun Fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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