Largest Gambling Industry: 59thLargest Populations: 143rdHealthiest Citizens: 457th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Mira la Soledad
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Aquilonia-Caithness

Population45.579 billion

CapitalAquilonia-Caithness City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyflayed chinchilla skin
Animalphoenix

The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.579 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,698 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,134 flayed chinchilla skins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 176,726th in the world and 3,992nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 86.11832682868 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 59thLargest Populations: 143rdHealthiest Citizens: 457thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 645thMost Secular: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 1,799thRudest Citizens: 1,839thNudest: 1,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,059thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,252ndHighest Food Quality: 4,290thHighest Economic Output: 5,366thLargest Black Market: 8,574thBest Weather: 8,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,950thMost Cultured: 9,012thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,812thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,992ndSmartest Citizens: 12,226thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,626thMost Armed: 18,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,298thMost Patriotic: 24,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,845th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionMost Cultured: 486th in the regionBest Weather: 506th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 530th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 556th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 701st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 758th in the regionLargest Black Market: 786th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 787th in the region

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