The Kingdom of Apexiala Island 13 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.488 billion Apexialans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Apexiala Island 13ian economy, worth 500 trillion Apexialas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,610 Apexialas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala Island 13's national animal is the Mythic, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Apexiala Island 13 is ranked 50,996^th in the world and 68^th in The Apexialan Commonwealth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.89 law-abiding acts per hour.