The Handic Alliance of Anzau is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alliance Councilor Tamas Ahrau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.354 billion Anzens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astu-Langen. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Anzen economy, worth 220 trillion Ledaus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,699 Ledaus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, Church of Norstat has been named as Anzau's national religion, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown. Anzau's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Norstat.

Anzau is ranked 69,376^th in the world and 317^th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 399.27757085108 days.