Most Secular: 967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,198th
The Milkman's Chosen of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All hail the Milkman.
The Milkman
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Anyu Rus

Population4.163 billion

CapitalMilkground
LeaderThe Milkman
FaithThe Milkman

Currencymilk
Animalcow

The Milkman's Chosen of Anyu Rus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Milkman with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.163 billion Anyu Rusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milkground. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Anyu Rusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion milks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,909 milks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,196,774 per year while the poor average 68,350, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, war is made in the name of love, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, and students spend the school year learning how great the education system is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anyu Rus's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Milkman.

Anyu Rus is ranked 141,895th in the world and 3rd in Lands of Fel for Most Stationary, with 196.77561711908 days.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,964thHighest Average Incomes: 1,980thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,247thMost Patriotic: 3,565thLowest Crime Rates: 3,631stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,784thLargest Governments: 3,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,004thMost Efficient Economies: 4,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,362ndSmartest Citizens: 4,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,675thLargest Black Market: 5,792ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,821stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,757thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,935thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,751stTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,511thMost Developed: 17,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,389thHighest Economic Output: 19,392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,136thHealthiest Citizens: 24,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, the government is encouraging violence on television.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Anyu Rus, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.

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