The Kingdom of Anonymous Puppets is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.003 billion Puppets are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Anonymous Puppetsian economy, worth 55.9 trillion Non-sentient puppets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,722 Non-sentient puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anonymous Puppets's national animal is the Sentient puppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anonymous Puppets is ranked 125,511^th in the world and 1^st in Embassy Central for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 97,940 Standard Monetary Units.