Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 127thMost Primitive: 136thMost Ignorant Citizens: 204th
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Annihilators of Chan Island

Population17.128 billion

CapitalAccess Denied
LeaderNickolas Spitzberg
Faiththe Great Hatred

CurrencyShiny Thing

The Dux Headquarters of Annihilators of Chan Island is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nickolas Spitzberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.128 billion Annihilators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Access Denied. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The all-consuming Annihilators of Chan Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Shiny Things a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,681 Shiny Things, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 722,835 per year while the poor average 12,498, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

The Access Denied XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, black tea is only available on the black market, and Annihilators Of Chan Islandian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Annihilators of Chan Island's national animal is the Axe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Great Hatred.

Annihilators of Chan Island is ranked 246,262nd in the world and 68th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -22.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 127thMost Primitive: 136thMost Ignorant Citizens: 204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 377thMost Devout: 488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 730thMost Avoided: 776thFattest Citizens: 820thMost Corrupt Governments: 858thLargest Black Market: 1,193rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,355thLargest Mining Sector: 5,544thHighest Economic Output: 7,786thLowest Crime Rates: 7,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,986thTop
Most Conservative: 13,200thLargest Populations: 14,784thLargest Governments: 15,099thHighest Average Incomes: 19,558thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,002ndMost Authoritarian: 21,518th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the region

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