The Most Serene Republic of Anglinia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 616 million Anglinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hastings. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglinian economy, worth 75.1 trillion Franc Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,968 Franc Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Europe in per capita stalking, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, a soldier's body is a temple, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anglinia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Anglinia is ranked 3,911^th in the world and 52^nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,769.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.