Most Cheerful Citizens: 628thNicest Citizens: 1,574thMost Cultured: 1,629th
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Angion

Population8.39 billion

CapitalIdostead
LeaderKing Edmund III Eynon
FaithIestynism

CurrencyArint
Animalstag

The Kingdom of Angion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edmund III Eynon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.39 billion Angionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idostead. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Angionian economy, worth 907 trillion Arints a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,175 Arints, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angion's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iestynism.

Angion is ranked 266,542nd in the world and 1,118th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 628thNicest Citizens: 1,574thMost Cultured: 1,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,635thHighest Food Quality: 2,681stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,455thHealthiest Citizens: 3,719thMost Pacifist: 3,962ndMost Influential: 3,964thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,022ndMost Developed: 4,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,686thBest Weather: 5,092ndMost Inclusive: 5,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,566thSmartest Citizens: 6,802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,768thLargest Governments: 12,967thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,983rdHighest Economic Output: 24,742ndMost Patriotic: 26,545th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Angion was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
  • : Angion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Angion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Angion, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Angionian weed picker are way up.

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