Population | 5.382 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | cobra |
The All that remains is sin of Angels of Dispair is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.382 billion Angels of Dispairians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Angels of Dispairian economy, worth 319 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,357 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Angels of Dispair's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Angels of Dispair is ranked 48,629th in the world and 1,010th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 918.9616688086 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, there's a hole in the heart of every Angels of Dispairian city.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Angels of Dispair, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.