Largest Mining Sector: 9,651stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,992ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,472nd
The Holeyest of holies of
Moralistic Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Angel8

Population2.042 billion

Currencybaht
Animalcobra

The Holeyest of holies of Angel8 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.042 billion Angel8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Angel8ian economy, worth 132 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,757 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, nude art is becoming wildly popular, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel8's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angel8 is ranked 52,770th in the world and 158th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,547.38 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 9,651stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,992ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,472nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 154th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 318th in the regionMost Devout: 325th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 340th in the regionMost Income Equality: 359th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 420th in the regionMost Stationary: 479th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 486th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Influential: 522nd in the regionMost Armed: 542nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 554th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel8, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.

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