Population | 5.54 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | tiger |
The Mercy of the Goddess of Angel39 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.54 billion Angel39ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.
The all-consuming Angel39ian economy, worth 538 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,285 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,449 per year while the poor average 15,972, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.
Bungee jumpers rarely go splat, the police double as repo men, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel39's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Angel39 is ranked 46,571st in the world and 548th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 940.0391205968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angel39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, Angel39ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Angel39, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.