Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,455thLargest Mining Sector: 20,140th
The Mercy of the Goddess of
Father Knows Best State
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Angel39

Population5.54 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaltiger

The Mercy of the Goddess of Angel39 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.54 billion Angel39ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The all-consuming Angel39ian economy, worth 538 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,285 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,449 per year while the poor average 15,972, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Bungee jumpers rarely go splat, the police double as repo men, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel39's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angel39 is ranked 46,571st in the world and 548th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 940.0391205968 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,455thLargest Mining Sector: 20,140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,182ndLargest Black Market: 23,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,935thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,736th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 129th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 248th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 339th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionBest Weather: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 498th in the regionMost Influential: 517th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 532nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 537th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 552nd in the regionMost Developed: 565th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 628th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 760th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 785th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 829th in the regionMost Armed: 867th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angel39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, Angel39ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Angel39, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.

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