The Angel in trianing of Angel27 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.641 billion Angel27ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Angel27ian economy, worth 615 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,066 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Alliance Of Supreme Powers Games, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angel27's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angel27 is ranked 132,907^th in the world and 1,330^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.46 law-abiding acts per hour.