The Holy Empire of Andiluvia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Nabudach III Nadaceontiotees with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 939 million Andiluvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anduhalen. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The thriving Andiluvian economy, worth 81.1 trillion Nefinoes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,361 Nefinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and the official Andiluvian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andiluvia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andiluvia is ranked 56,001^st in the world and 6^th in Tryzalore for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,255.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.