The Fledgling Obliterator of Ancobristan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by idk with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.928 billion Ankobrystanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancob's Basement. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The Ankobrystani economy, worth 239 trillion Fledgling Tears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,040 Fledgling Tears, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancobristan's national animal is the Enslaved Fledglings, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Annual Fledgling Genocide.

Ancobristan is ranked 76,393^rd in the world and 2,929^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 769.96 Tourists Per Hour.