The Voluntary Meritocracy of Anchillas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Liberty McBuck with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.652 billion Anchillese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anchillese economy, worth 860 trillion Recreational McNukes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 235,664 Recreational McNukes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,172,187 per year while the poor average 2,571, a ratio of 844 to 1.

The best defense is a good fence, belief that CEO Liberty McBuck is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and a degree in CEO Liberty McBuck Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anchillas's national animal is the Piggy Bank, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Entrepreneurialism.

Anchillas is ranked 254,323^rd in the world and 228^th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 16.45 percentage of bribes refused.