The Gold Holy Free Land® of Ancapaland69 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Todd Howard with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.426 billion Freemen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 233,655 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,826,114 per year while the poor average 7,594, a ratio of 240 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, it's all quiet on the western front, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ancapaland69's national animal is the Golden Dragon®, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toddism.

Ancapaland69 is ranked 222,043^rd in the world and 9^th in United Grilling Front for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 506.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.