Rudest Citizens: 317thHighest Crime Rates: 529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 536th
The Gold Holy Free LandŽ of
Capitalist Paradise
No Gods, No Kings, Only Man
Eminence Grise
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.426 billion

CapitalLas Vegas
LeaderTodd Howard

CurrencyFree Dollar
AnimalGolden DragonŽ

The Gold Holy Free LandŽ of Ancapaland69 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Todd Howard with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.426 billion Freemen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 233,655 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,826,114 per year while the poor average 7,594, a ratio of 240 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, it's all quiet on the western front, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ancapaland69's national animal is the Golden DragonŽ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toddism.

Ancapaland69 is ranked 222,043rd in the world and 9th in United Grilling Front for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 506.69 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Rudest Citizens: 317thHighest Crime Rates: 529thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 536thFattest Citizens: 597thMost Armed: 626thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 668thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 734thMost Avoided: 773rdLargest Retail Industry: 859thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 906thLargest Gambling Industry: 942ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,081stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,512thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,516thMost Efficient Economies: 3,653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,220thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,260thHighest Average Incomes: 4,805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,893rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,145thMost Devout: 10,781stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,585thTop
Most Cultured: 13,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,053rdHighest Economic Output: 16,203rdMost Patriotic: 18,839thHighest Drug Use: 24,551st

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