Largest Soda Pop Sector: 47thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thLargest Publishing Industry: 100th
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Anaxphonia

Population32.119 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.119 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 18,552 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 577,603 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,611,369 per year while the poor average 39,273, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 910th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Highest Crime Rates, with 58.53 crimes per hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 47thHighest Disposable Incomes: 69thLargest Publishing Industry: 100thRudest Citizens: 101stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rdSmartest Citizens: 104thFattest Citizens: 104thMost Efficient Economies: 117thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120thHighest Economic Output: 122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 156thMost Cultured: 162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184thHighest Average Incomes: 190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 230thMost Avoided: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 304thMost Rebellious Youth: 338thLargest Mining Sector: 347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 399thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 625thMost Armed: 646thLargest Retail Industry: 685thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 717thHighest Crime Rates: 910thMost Inclusive: 1,116thLargest Governments: 1,528thHighest Food Quality: 1,928thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,108thLargest Populations: 2,420thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,145thLargest Black Market: 8,403rdMost Influential: 11,401stMost Stationary: 12,799thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,474thMost Secular: 18,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,055thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,462ndMost Pro-Market: 22,509thHighest Drug Use: 22,623rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,780th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia's influence in Spoiled Cats fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Anaxphonia altered its national flag.
  • : Anaxphonia's influence in Spoiled Cats rose from "Superpower" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, in pet stores nationwide Red-eared Sliders are growing in popularity.

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