The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.244 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,291 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 576,795 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,682,024 per year while the poor average 37,113, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Anaxphonia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and Anaxphonia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 99^th in the world and 1^st in Spoiled Cats for Fattest Citizens, with 98.21 Obesity Rate.