The Greedland of Anaxonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by TyrAno-sama with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.595 billion ventripotents are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, well-organized individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Claw. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ventripotent economy, worth a remarkable 9,570 trillion Denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 423,577 Denarii, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,680,173 per year while the poor average 7,726, a ratio of 476 to 1.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, smoking is banned in public areas, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxonia's national animal is the mimic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is TyrAno-mania.

Anaxonia is ranked 1,291^st in the world and 30^th in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 31,084.55 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.