Population | 12.044 billion |
Currency | Amyx Dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The Rogue Nation of Amyx is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.044 billion Amyxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Amyxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,893 trillion Amyx Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 406,337 Amyx Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,512,385 per year while the poor average 28,436, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.
Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Amyx's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Amyx is ranked 66,703rd in the world and 34th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 719.86969206088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, many believe that the only good wolf is a dead wolf.