Population | 8.633 billion |
Capital | Amyzia |
Leader | Amylia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Hedgehog |
The Mystical Special Nation of Amy thy Hedgehog is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amylia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.633 billion Amys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amyzia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Amyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,749 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 318,478 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, builders across Amy thy Hedgehog are blocked up with orders for new public loos, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Amyzia to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amy thy Hedgehog's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Amy thy Hedgehog is ranked 28,607th in the world and 2nd in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,394.77416289952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Amyzia to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, builders across Amy thy Hedgehog are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, Amylia Firewaterwolf is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Amy thy Hedgehog, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.