Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,771stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,877th
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American Argentina

Population1.171 billion

CapitalBuenos Aires
LeaderChancellor

CurrencyGold Standard
AnimalHornero

The Republic of American Argentina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.171 billion Argentinians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American Argentinan economy, worth 216 trillion Gold Standards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 184,630 Gold Standards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,118,817 per year while the poor average 13,594, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.

A degree in Chancellor Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. American Argentina's national animal is the Hornero, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

American Argentina is ranked 6,282nd in the world and 55th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,469.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,697thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,771stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,877thFattest Citizens: 1,919thMost Armed: 1,975thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,010thRudest Citizens: 2,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,240thLargest Retail Industry: 2,445thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,825thMost Avoided: 3,297thHighest Crime Rates: 4,588thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,282ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,119thMost Efficient Economies: 8,277thHighest Average Incomes: 9,111thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,027thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,419thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,258thLargest Mining Sector: 17,028thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,632ndLargest Insurance Industry: 18,838thMost Secular: 22,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,616thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,759thSmartest Citizens: 23,967thHighest Drug Use: 24,014th
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Highest Drug Use: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : American Argentina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, a degree in Chancellor Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, Chancellor's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in American Argentina, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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