Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th
The Unassuming Puppet State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
An equal opportunity hate group.
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Americad

Population36.27 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.27 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 38,174 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,519 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,474,354 per year while the poor average 238,547, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 39th in the world and 1st in The New Inquisition for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 53,783.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Black Market: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thMost Patriotic: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70thMost Subsidized Industry: 132ndLargest Governments: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 149thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 248thMost Avoided: 278thLowest Crime Rates: 283rdFattest Citizens: 415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 698thLargest Retail Industry: 1,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,226thMost Stationary: 1,411thLargest Populations: 1,556thTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,901stMost Primitive: 4,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,670thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,657thRudest Citizens: 8,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,327thMost Influential: 11,024thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 14,957thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,216thSmartest Citizens: 18,860thMost Authoritarian: 18,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,304thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,503rdMost Developed: 24,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,982nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Americad's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically.
  • : Americad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, the Joseph City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Americad, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".

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