Highest Drug Use: 2,205thMost Influential: 2,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,824th
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Americ anfootball

Population3.508 billion

LeaderGovernor Nylund
FaithWeedly Weedly Tappy Tappy

Currencylimited edition LP

The House of Americ anfootball is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Nylund with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.508 billion americ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming americ economy, worth 384 trillion limited edition LPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 109,619 limited edition LPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown. Americ anfootball's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weedly Weedly Tappy Tappy.

Americ anfootball is ranked 225,417th in the world and 1,039th in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 8.69 Obesity Rate.

Highest Drug Use: 2,205thMost Influential: 2,471stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,948thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,849thMost Inclusive: 5,924thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,326thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,551stNicest Citizens: 6,576thMost Pacifist: 7,663rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,443rdHighest Food Quality: 8,507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,071stMost Cultured: 9,085thNudest: 9,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,481stMost Secular: 12,901stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,152ndSmartest Citizens: 15,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,935thLargest Governments: 16,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,414thSafest: 22,180thMost Developed: 23,622nd
Highest Drug Use: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 48th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th in the regionMost Politically Free: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the region

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