The Republic of Amedadiad is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.895 billion Amedadiadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Amedadiadian economy, worth 17.7 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 4,535 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term "Native Amedadiadian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amedadiad's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amedadiad is ranked 249,616^th in the world and 23^rd in Verilisis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 371.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.