Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,635thMost Primitive: 2,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,046th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Napoleon is always right.
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Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Almighty Animal Farm

Population5.414 billion

CapitalFarm House
LeaderAlmighty Supreme Napoleon
FaithDivine Napoleonic Devotionists

Currencybottlecap
Animalpig

The Republic of Almighty Animal Farm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Almighty Supreme Napoleon with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.414 billion Almighty Animal Farmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farm House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.

The strong Almighty Animal Farmian economy, worth 650 trillion bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,060 bottlecaps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 459,849 per year while the poor average 21,636, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

The nation's diplomats are all talk and no action, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almighty Animal Farm's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Divine Napoleonic Devotionists.

Almighty Animal Farm is ranked 178,081st in the world and 4th in Hyperico for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,635thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 2,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,046thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,274thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,619thLargest Mining Sector: 4,794thLargest Black Market: 4,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,222ndMost Avoided: 6,492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,210thMost Patriotic: 8,426thMost Conservative: 9,674thMost Secular: 10,954thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 18,414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,616thLowest Crime Rates: 25,479th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Almighty Animal Farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Almighty Animal Farm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended.
  • : Following new legislation in Almighty Animal Farm, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.

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