Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,165th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In honour of Cavallino33 to preserve this region
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Allies of the Autos

Population2.835 billion

CurrencyFerraris
AnimalStallion

The Colony of Allies of the Autos is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.835 billion Allies of the Autosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allies of the Autosian economy, worth 364 trillion Ferraris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,467 Ferraris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allies of the Autos's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Allies of the Autos is ranked 232,790th in the world and 6th in Allied Automobile Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 8.24 Obesity Rate.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,165thLargest Black Market: 8,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,659thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,720thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,128thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,041stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,247thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,620thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,296thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,224thHighest Average Incomes: 22,735thLargest Retail Industry: 23,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 23,487thLargest Governments: 26,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,593rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allies of the Autos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Allies of the Autos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Allies of the Autos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Allies of the Autos's influence in Allied Automobile Empire rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Allies of the Autos, army rations are served on silver platters.

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