The Colony of Allies of the Autos is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.835 billion Allies of the Autosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allies of the Autosian economy, worth 364 trillion Ferraris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,467 Ferraris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allies of the Autos's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Allies of the Autos is ranked 232,790^th in the world and 6^th in Allied Automobile Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 8.24 Obesity Rate.