Allanea was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 461
Largest Populations: 165thFattest Citizens: 169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 173rd
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalizt
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Power
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Allanea

Population45.474 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.474 billion Allaneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 16,969 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 373,167 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,063,215 per year while the poor average 34,036, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts, Allanea isn't what it used to be, and King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 580th in the world and 2nd in Greater Prussia for Most Stationary, with 5,509.66314048 days.

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Largest Populations: 165thFattest Citizens: 169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 173rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186thHighest Economic Output: 225thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 342ndLargest Gambling Industry: 357thMost Avoided: 385thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 549thMost Stationary: 580thMost Armed: 586thLargest Mining Sector: 587thHighest Crime Rates: 597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 645thRudest Citizens: 654thLargest Insurance Industry: 851stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,378thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,824thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,031stMost Efficient Economies: 2,373rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,767thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,794thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,047thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,376thMost Patriotic: 4,536thSmartest Citizens: 5,136thMost Influential: 5,823rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,640thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,984thLargest Governments: 9,079thMost Cultured: 9,341stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,773rdMost Secular: 16,283rdLargest Black Market: 20,363rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,630thMost Pro-Market: 27,441stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,080th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, Allanea isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Allanea updated the World Factbook entry in Greater Prussia.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Allaneans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, vacationing Allaneans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, war vets look after war animals.

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