Largest Gambling Industry: 2,738thLargest Black Market: 17,055thMost Secular: 18,903rd
The Failed Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
I am the Biggest Loser
Trummpp Funggus
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Alimba

Population9.432 billion

CapitalLimab
LeaderTrummpp Funggus
FaithFenz

Currencydollar
Animalsquirrel

The Failed Nation of Alimba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trummpp Funggus with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.432 billion Alimbans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limab. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The thriving Alimban economy, worth 719 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,335 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,540 per year while the poor average 12,068, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular, Trummpp Funggus's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alimba's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fenz.

Alimba is ranked 193,856th in the world and 4,544th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 55.60064497112 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,738thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,055thMost Secular: 18,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,764thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 27,386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,430th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 154th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 549th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 852nd in the regionMost Avoided: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alimba's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Alimba, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Alimba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Alimba's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Alimba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Alimba's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Alimba relocated from Misery to Osiris.
  • : Following new legislation in Alimba, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Alimba, Trummpp Funggus's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Alimba, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular.

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