The Pancake Shaped Aliens of Aliens of Deneva is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam Kirk with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.18 billion Denevans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deneva Prime. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aliens of Denevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Golden darknesses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,467 Golden darknesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Sam Kirk, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aliens of Deneva's national animal is the hosts, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aliens of Deneva is ranked 286,668^th in the world and 104^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.21 law-abiding acts per hour.