Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,074thLargest Mining Sector: 1,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,114th
The Mystical Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Muhammad ar-Rasulullah, Ali an-Waliullah
Sulayman Bayar
Influence
Dominator
Guardian
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alevi Turkmenistan

Population3.829 billion

CapitalKonjikala
LeaderSulayman Bayar
FaithAlevism

Currencytenge
AnimalSaiga antelope

The Mystical Republic of Alevi Turkmenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sulayman Bayar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.829 billion Alevis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konjikala. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alevi economy, worth 577 trillion tenges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,794 tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alevi Turkmenistan's national animal is the Saiga antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alevism.

Alevi Turkmenistan is ranked 22,422nd in the world and 1st in The plaza for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 236.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,074thLargest Mining Sector: 1,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,114thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,853rdMost Patriotic: 6,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,084thMost Devout: 6,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,601stLargest Black Market: 6,688thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,879thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,001stHighest Average Incomes: 15,020thLowest Crime Rates: 15,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,270thLargest Governments: 16,766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,422ndMost Authoritarian: 23,376th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alevi Turkmenistan, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.

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