The Mystical Republic of Alevi Turkmenistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sulayman Bayar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.829 billion Alevis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konjikala. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alevi economy, worth 577 trillion tenges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,794 tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alevi Turkmenistan's national animal is the Saiga antelope, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alevism.

Alevi Turkmenistan is ranked 22,422^nd in the world and 1^st in The plaza for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 236.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.