Highest Crime Rates: 654thLargest Gambling Industry: 686thLargest Retail Industry: 725th
The Trade Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
The World Is Yours
Trade Prince Gallywix
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Alenshire

Population12.184 billion

CapitalNeuburg
LeaderTrade Prince Gallywix
FaithTaoism

CurrencyQuill
AnimalLeviathan

The Trade Empire of Alenshire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trade Prince Gallywix with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.184 billion Alerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Alerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 233,094 Quills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,229,813 per year while the poor average 23,502, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Alerian stage setups, and money grows on trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alenshire's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taoism.

Alenshire is ranked 259,301st in the world and 223rd in Lands End for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.34 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 654thLargest Gambling Industry: 686thLargest Retail Industry: 725thMost Armed: 764thMost Avoided: 785thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 834thFattest Citizens: 838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 840thRudest Citizens: 919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,201stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,499thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,339thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,691stHighest Average Incomes: 4,838thHighest Economic Output: 6,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,371stLargest Mining Sector: 6,700thMost Influential: 7,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,777thMost Secular: 12,743rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,188thMost Cultured: 16,931stSmartest Citizens: 17,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,448thLargest Governments: 20,814thLargest Black Market: 21,491stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,609thHighest Drug Use: 24,877th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, money grows on trees.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Alerian stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Alerian Navy.
  • : Alenshire changed its national leader to "Trade Prince Gallywix".
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the people have taken "Hail Trade Prince Gallywix" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Alenshire was endorsed by The Republic of VoidborneEmpire.
  • : Alenshire was endorsed by The Holy Gold Monarchy of Aeraven.

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