Largest Soda Pop Sector: 573rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,185thRudest Citizens: 1,257th
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Alcski

Population1.249 billion

CapitalDruscu
LeaderPresident Vudko Hungski

Currencyruble
Animalfox

The Jingoistic States of Alcski is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Vudko Hungski with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.249 billion Alcskians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Druscu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcskian economy, worth 149 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,669 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,305 per year while the poor average 26,394, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Most people learn to drive on crash courses, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-ruble charge on their phone bill, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Alcskian restaurants, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alcski's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alcski is ranked 83,992nd in the world and 2,442nd in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,394.73 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 573rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,185thRudest Citizens: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,633rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,689thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,768thFattest Citizens: 1,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,157thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,682ndMost Armed: 3,146thMost Avoided: 3,903rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,571stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,630thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,689thMost Politically Free: 15,850thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,104thMost Pro-Market: 16,824thMost Extreme: 19,811thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,703rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 155th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 167th in the regionMost Extreme: 208th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 222nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionNudest: 261st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 271st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 574th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 659th in the regionMost Secular: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Alcskian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-ruble charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, the fattest folk in Alcski look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcski, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.

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