The Grand Republic of Albithica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Laura Roslin with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.199 billion Albithicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albith. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albithican economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,350 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, tourists call Albithican beach towns "the fine coastline", a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and President Laura Roslin can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albithica's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albithica is ranked 16,560^th in the world and 18^th in Anteria for Most Income Equality, scoring 82.93 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.