Most Influential: 2,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,566thMost Inclusive: 5,009th
The Pirate Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Thieves and beggars - Never shall we die
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Population1.581 billion

CapitalAlbatraoz City
LeaderPirate King Elbani


The Pirate Commonwealth of Albatraoz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pirate King Elbani with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.581 billion Albatraotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albatraoz City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albatraotian economy, worth 147 trillion Pecoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,214 Pecoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only film released this month was "Atheistvengers: Scientific Literacy War", the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. Albatraoz's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albatraoz is ranked 243,534th in the world and 1,451st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.03 crimes per hour.

Most Influential: 2,655thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,566thMost Inclusive: 5,009thBest Weather: 5,055thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,140thMost Secular: 5,185thNicest Citizens: 5,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,407thMost Pacifist: 7,724thHighest Food Quality: 8,766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,848thMost Income Equality: 10,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,344thMost Developed: 11,875thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,099thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,000thLargest Governments: 16,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,336thSmartest Citizens: 17,119thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,184thMost Cultured: 19,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,477thMost Politically Free: 22,313thHighest Drug Use: 22,524thMost Efficient Economies: 22,781st
Most Politically Free: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 156th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 171st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionMost Pacifist: 185th in the region

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