Most Cheerful Citizens: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 300th
The Empire and Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Fly like Swifts, fight like Falcons
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Alamein

Population41.866 billion

CapitalHitchin
Leaderthe Consul
Faithmilitant atheism

Currencylance
Animalfalcon

The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Consul with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.866 billion Alameinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hitchin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameinian economy, worth an astonishing 12,001 trillion lances a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,660 lances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown. Alamein's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is militant atheism.

Alamein is ranked 404th in the world and 8th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 99.12 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 300thLargest Populations: 376thMost Rebellious Youth: 400thMost Developed: 404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 416thSmartest Citizens: 431stHighest Economic Output: 439thHealthiest Citizens: 443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 444thLargest Governments: 550thNicest Citizens: 568thMost Cultured: 606thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 865thLowest Crime Rates: 897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,098thHighest Food Quality: 1,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,182ndSafest: 1,408thMost Influential: 1,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,527thBest Weather: 1,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,073rdMost Inclusive: 2,401stHighest Average Incomes: 2,619thMost Efficient Economies: 2,699thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,773rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,363rdMost Patriotic: 3,876thMost Stationary: 3,916thMost Pacifist: 3,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,081stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,027thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,915thMost Secular: 20,476thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,836thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,561st
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Alamein was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Alamein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamein, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.

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