Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,169thLowest Crime Rates: 12,179th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Time is gold
Influence
Dominator
PRESIDENT
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Al Concerman

Population3.164 billion

CapitalMarilao City
LeaderAL CONCERMAN
FaithIGLESIA NI CRISTO

CurrencyPeso
Animaljoker

The Republic of Al Concerman is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by AL CONCERMAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.164 billion Al Concermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marilao City. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Al Concermanian economy, worth 436 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 137,894 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Al Concermanians, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Al Concerman, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Concerman's national animal is the joker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IGLESIA NI CRISTO.

Al Concerman is ranked 215,820th in the world and 1st in Bagong Pilipinas for Most Stationary, with 32.25406269072 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,169thLowest Crime Rates: 12,179thNudest: 12,691stMost Developed: 14,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,767thMost Devout: 14,823rdTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,116thMost Authoritarian: 16,679thHealthiest Citizens: 17,689thMost Patriotic: 17,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,318thLargest Governments: 21,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,480thMost Cultured: 23,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,077thSmartest Citizens: 25,181stMost Conservative: 26,432ndHighest Average Incomes: 27,279thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,756thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,637thMost Efficient Economies: 29,666th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Al Concerman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Al Concerman voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Al Concerman.
  • : Al Concerman was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Al Concermanians.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Al Concermanian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, tax avoidance is a serious affair.

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