The Queendom of Al-Sahhaf is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.203 billion Al-Sahhafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.

The strong Al-Sahhafian economy, worth 656 trillion betales a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,751 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, Harry Potter books are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Sahhaf's national animal is the deer.

Al-Sahhaf is ranked 134,280^th in the world and 101^st in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.33 law-abiding acts per hour.