Population | 15.19 billion |
Capital | Markaz |
Leader | Ra'īs Kourosh Rasul |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Al-Aezami Dinar |
Animal | lynx |
The People's Democratic Republic of Al-Aezam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ra'īs Kourosh Rasul with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.19 billion Al-Aezamis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markaz. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Al-Aezami economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion Al-Aezami Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 316,327 Al-Aezami Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. Al-Aezam's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Al-Aezam is ranked 183,758th in the world and 65th in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 72.97719635012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, on-duty Air Al-Aezam flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, Al-Aezami watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in Al-Aezam, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.