Most Devout: 2,858thMost Patriotic: 3,853rdMost Influential: 4,466th
The Islamic Caliphate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince
The House of Garen
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ajuuran Sultanate

Population1.643 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderThe House of Garen
FaithIslam

CurrencyShilling
AnimalCamel

The Islamic Caliphate of Ajuuran Sultanate is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The House of Garen with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.643 billion Ajuuran Sultanateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ajuuran Sultanatean economy, worth 269 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,802 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, only adults may purchase violent video games, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ajuuran Sultanate's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Ajuuran Sultanate is ranked 24,285th in the world and 60th in Lands End for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,890.69 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 2,858thMost Patriotic: 3,853rdMost Influential: 4,466thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,047thMost Conservative: 7,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,424thMost Authoritarian: 10,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,765thLowest Crime Rates: 11,436thLargest Governments: 11,501stMost Developed: 11,751stHighest Average Incomes: 12,412thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,352ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,427thHealthiest Citizens: 19,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,340thMost Efficient Economies: 21,940thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,235thSmartest Citizens: 22,383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,431st
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Ajuuran Sultanate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Ajuuran Sultanate endorsed The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ajuuran Sultanate, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.

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