The Absolute State of Aingard is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.186 billion Aingardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth 527 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,022 ainzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Aingardian airwaves, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 170,716^th in the world and 6,291^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.95 Atheism Rate.