The Absolute State of Aingard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.033 billion Aingardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,391 ainzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and military training in Aingard emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.

Aingard is ranked 10,296^th in the world and 183^rd in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 109,706.86 Standard Monetary Units.