The Empire of Ahssn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The devout population of 2.725 billion Avrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth 471 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,052 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, gossip magazines have pictures of Bob Ross sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Ahssn is ranked 201,145^th in the world and 7,771^st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.59 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.