The Empire of Ahssn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.503 billion Avrorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,498 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shinto now admits men and women into its clergy, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Aurora as a backdrop, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Ahssn is ranked 739^th in the world and 196^th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 123,178 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.