Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,505thLargest Black Market: 8,660th
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Ahmadiya

Population8.766 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Ahmadiya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.766 billion Ahmadiyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahmadiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,579 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ahmadiyan stage setups, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahmadiya's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahmadiya is ranked 56,172nd in the world and 1st in accents for Most Stationary, with 786.97302411472 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,505thLargest Black Market: 8,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,833rdMost Patriotic: 9,488thMost Devout: 10,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,270thNudest: 11,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,469thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18,354thHighest Economic Output: 19,144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,360thMost Efficient Economies: 20,593rdSmartest Citizens: 23,715thLowest Crime Rates: 25,454thHealthiest Citizens: 26,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,478thLargest Governments: 27,723rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,989thLargest Retail Industry: 29,673rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ahmadiyan stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahmadiya, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.

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