Most Valuable International Artwork: 26thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 395thHighest Crime Rates: 521st
The Gold Protectorate of
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Population4.298 billion

LeaderGovernor Defihna

AnimalSea Cucumber Cow

The Gold Protectorate of Ahfeginsi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Defihna with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.298 billion Ahfeginsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finsi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The thriving Ahfeginsian economy, worth 546 trillion Szchequinns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,060 Szchequinns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,156,069 per year while the poor average 1,586, a ratio of 728 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ahfeginsi's national animal is the Sea Cucumber Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ahfeginsi is ranked 259,097th in the world and 13th in The Most Gilt Republics for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.37 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 26thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 395thHighest Crime Rates: 521stLargest Gambling Industry: 737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 804thRudest Citizens: 805thMost Armed: 892ndMost Avoided: 993rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,129thFattest Citizens: 1,246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,659thLargest Retail Industry: 2,320thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,385thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,108thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,661stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,054thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,321stMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,084thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 18,208thHighest Drug Use: 22,088thMost Pro-Market: 22,338thHighest Average Incomes: 22,917thMost Politically Free: 23,935th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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