Most Inclusive: 143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 194th
The Principality of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Pineapple
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ahblahblah

Population8.362 billion

CapitalBlahttawa

Currencyblob
Animalhuman

The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.362 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 238,222 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, sleeping on the job is recommended, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 86,603rd in the world and 4,126th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 169thLeast Corrupt Governments: 194thNicest Citizens: 204thMost Pacifist: 204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250thMost Beautiful Environments: 465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 507thBest Weather: 519thSafest: 537thLargest Welfare Programs: 603rdMost Developed: 611thMost Advanced Public Education: 628thSmartest Citizens: 660thHealthiest Citizens: 674thLongest Average Lifespans: 689thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 710thHighest Average Tax Rates: 890thLargest Publishing Industry: 980thLargest Governments: 1,012thMost Cultured: 1,127thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,712thMost Efficient Economies: 1,967thLowest Crime Rates: 2,214thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,705thMost Secular: 2,760thHighest Average Incomes: 4,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,390thHighest Economic Output: 8,231stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,193rdNudest: 12,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,905thMost Stationary: 13,172ndMost Influential: 15,504thMost Income Equality: 21,826th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Secular: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 406th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 420th in the regionNudest: 468th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 757th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, glamping Blabians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Ahblahblah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.

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