Most Inclusive: 147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 188th
The Principality of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Pineapple
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ahblahblah

Population7.411 billion

CapitalBlahttawa

Currencyblob
Animalhuman

The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.411 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 232,517 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 1,625th in the world and 91st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 194,086.32 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Inclusive: 147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 173rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 188thNicest Citizens: 218thMost Pacifist: 225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 256thMost Beautiful Environments: 474thSafest: 508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 514thBest Weather: 545thMost Advanced Public Education: 641stLargest Welfare Programs: 658thMost Developed: 659thSmartest Citizens: 688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 709thHealthiest Citizens: 743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 938thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,069thLargest Governments: 1,077thMost Cultured: 1,177thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,164thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,302ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,816thMost Secular: 3,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,151stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,878thHighest Economic Output: 9,159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,930thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,905thMost Influential: 16,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,499th
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Most Inclusive: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionMost Secular: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionMost Stationary: 313th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 407th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 436th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 714th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 840th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 878th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 962nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, couples wishing to marry spend months at the circus trying to learn acrobatics.
  • : Ahblahblah was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.

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