Lowest Crime Rates: 39thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67thMost Secular: 83rd
The Ten Thousand Dharma Gates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Bhikkhu Manzil
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Aggro

Population11.129 billion

CapitalAggropolis
LeaderBhikkhu Manzil
FaithZen

CurrencySilver
AnimalBlack Dog

The Ten Thousand Dharma Gates of Aggro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bhikkhu Manzil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.129 billion Aggroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aggropolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,544 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 318,510 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', government officials who do an offal job get smoked, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggro's national animal is the Black Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zen.

Aggro is ranked 28,153rd in the world and 1,254th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 11.1 billion Capita.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 39thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67thMost Secular: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95thHighest Average Tax Rates: 114thLargest Governments: 154thMost Developed: 155thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 236thMost Advanced Public Education: 252ndHealthiest Citizens: 327thMost Corrupt Governments: 330thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338thLargest Welfare Programs: 355thMost Beautiful Environments: 494thHighest Poor Incomes: 495thBest Weather: 575thSmartest Citizens: 626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859thMost Efficient Economies: 927thLargest Agricultural Sector: 969thSafest: 1,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,157thHighest Average Incomes: 1,742ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,906thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,431stHighest Economic Output: 3,718thMost Influential: 3,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,981stMost Cultured: 6,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,857thMost Pacifist: 7,922ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,009thMost Authoritarian: 11,334thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,452ndMost Stationary: 15,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,490thMost Income Equality: 16,546th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 156th in the regionMost Pacifist: 163rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Extreme: 680th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 705th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Aggro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Aggro.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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