Rudest Citizens: 1,621stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,293rdMost Secular: 2,539th
The Governmental Department of
Capitalist Paradise
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Agent Smith
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.897 billion

LeaderAgent Smith


The Governmental Department of Agents is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agent Smith with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.897 billion Agents are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Efficient economy, worth 999 trillion Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 204,193 Shells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 764,584 per year while the poor average 38,152, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agents's national animal is the Exile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Empowerment.

Agents is ranked 36,512th in the world and 9th in Testregionia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,995.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 1,621stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,293rdTop
Most Secular: 2,539thLargest Retail Industry: 2,588thFattest Citizens: 2,938thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,045thMost Efficient Economies: 3,956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,427thMost Avoided: 5,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,044thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,100thHighest Average Incomes: 6,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,822ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,868thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,662ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,585thLargest Black Market: 8,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,215thSmartest Citizens: 9,906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,996thMost Cultured: 11,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,383rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,633rdLargest Governments: 15,933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,323rdHighest Economic Output: 18,541stMost Inclusive: 18,897thMost Developed: 19,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,068th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Agents, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Agents was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Agents lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Efficient mussels the biggest in Testregionia.
  • : Following new legislation in Agents, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.